Come,
o ye faithful

We haven’t seen you at church lately

(and we’re not the only ones to have noticed)

Join us, in His service
On April 25th

  • Sermon

    Be guided through sacred sermon to restore ye faith and work towards eternal salvation.

  • Holy Communion

    Partake in the timeless and sacramental act of lining one’s stomach then drinking.

  • Gospel

    Unite in glorious harmonies as we celebrate our saviours.

  • Repent

    Cleanse thy dirty bodies, seek divine forgiveness and commune with God's grace through the transformative ritual of repenting.

    WARNING: Sinners will be punished.

Get the look

Demure and prim attire

Demure and prim attire

White shirts, ties and name tags for men

White shirts, ties and name tags for men

As a symbol of humility and reverence, ladies may wish to add a headscarf

As a symbol of humility and reverence, ladies may wish to add a headscarf

Elegant and modest attire may be teamed with coordinated hats or gloves

Elegant and modest attire may be teamed with coordinated hats or gloves

Clean white shirts as a symbol of purity

Clean white shirts as a symbol of purity